Look, every now and then Dan and I like to spend some time in the Lady Machine. It's a wonderful device conceived and constructed by our resident wise weasel, Monty. The idea is, that we can be transformed for a short while into a lady, during which time we are able to enjoy a recreational fondle of ourselves. (Is that so very wrong!)
Anyway, this afternoon Dan fancied a bit of a rummage, so he stepped into the Lady Machine - only, this time there was a bit of a problem...
Here's poor Dan waiting his turn in the machine...
... and here's what he looks like now...
Monty! Monty!! Monty!!!
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Recreational fondling is not so very wrong. FNB does it all the time so one is told. In fact FNB may do such fondling when he is on his bike!
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Fat Northern Bastard...
ReplyDeleteEee oop Toony lad, thars a reet cheeky coont eck as leek!
Dersingham Vicky...
ReplyDeleteOi doint loik all this squit bor!
Saxlingham Pete...
ReplyDeleteOi fancys that girl wif tha beered oi does
Its funny really, for although I do enjoy a good fondle when it comes to fondling myself I'm a bit hard to get.
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Wrong Colin
ReplyDeleteIs that why you're playing pocket billiards with your hand in your pocket? Just warming yourself up.
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