Jurgen Gavin, poet
As My Reader will already be aware I was first converted to the belief that everyone on this planet is actually called Keith, through the poetry of Jurgen Gavin. I know that critics have been raving about Gavin's work for many years now, and that nearly everyone is already familiar with it, but I'm still going to quote one of his works here. This one is called,
"Inner Keithness'...
One knows that one is somehow...
incomplete
One cannot place one's finger on
the reason why
One feels that something is wrong
and insincere
One worries that one is not being
true to one's self somehow
Listen then to thy fucking inner Keithness
Listen to the pure heart of Keith within
Be true to Keith
For you are Keith
And so am I...
Keith
Keith
Keith
Keith
Keith
Isn't it...
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Polly Perkins...
ReplyDeleteCan you please tell Jurgen Gavin to stop sending me letters written in his own faeces. It is upsetting my 83 year old Grandmother!
Keith Keith...
ReplyDeleteWhy can't the people of the world just join together and celebrate their essential Keithness. Jurgen Gavin is a prophet in our time!
Aunty Keith...
ReplyDeleteI agree with the previous comment... next they'll be banning racism - political correctness gone mad it is!
Colonel Hampton...
ReplyDeleteDavid Cameron is a bloody communist!!
Doris,
ReplyDeleteMy Earnie was called Keith... and then he died. I miss the fucking bastard I does...
Kevin Stepsilver...
ReplyDeleteI've got a bum-chin
The Hurrell...
ReplyDeleteLet me get my hands on Gavin - I'll do God's work on him I will. I'll thrash him 'til he squeals!
Posh Pig...
ReplyDeleteHey hey Maggie Murphy what's going on here... Keith Draige, you look like you haven't slept for a month boy
Keith Keithstofferson
ReplyDeleteAnd then there was Keith, and we saw that it was good...