Aunty Gary and Dan Disco Divas

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The Lady Machine

Oh dearie me! Oh dearie, dearie me!!

Look, every now and then Dan and I like to spend some time in the Lady Machine. It's a wonderful device conceived and constructed by our resident wise weasel, Monty. The idea is, that we can be transformed for a short while into a lady, during which time we are able to enjoy a recreational fondle of ourselves. (Is that so very wrong!)

Anyway, this afternoon Dan fancied a bit of a rummage, so he stepped into the Lady Machine - only, this time there was a bit of a problem...

Here's poor Dan waiting his turn in the machine...

... and here's what he looks like now...

Monty! Monty!! Monty!!!

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