Aunty Gary and Dan Disco Divas

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Fecundate Man Mounds

When I was a wee little bairn I suckled from the nip-nips of my wet nurse, the eminent Norfolk antiquarian, Aunty Gary (pictured, above). All well and good you might think, but I have a guilty secret...

You see, the truth is that we Weedy Shack dwellers continue to enjoy the delicious bounty of Aunty Gary's man-titties to this very day. Indeed, just this afternoon I sat with Sally No and savoured a delicious shake produced by his fecundate man mounds (and highly 'yum yum in my tum' it was too!). In fact, I would go so far as to say that Aunty Gary's milk - mmm, so thick and creamy- is one of the very best things about hanging out in the Shack. I'm forever shouting out,
"First class nip-nips Aunty!" - praise which is greeted by a threatening sneer of pleasure from the dignified old gal.

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